Stress-free childcare for your special day
Our StoryWhen my big day finally arrived, I suddenly realised something important was missing… childcare I truly trusted for my nephews and my flower girl. I wanted them to be part of the day, but I also wanted their parents (and me!) to relax. So I reached out to two of my close nanny friends. Both qualified, experienced, and passionate about what they do so I booked them in for the day. It was honestly the best decision I made.
After 15 years of hands-on experience nannying and travelling the world with private families, attending countless beautiful events along the way, I realised there was a real need for trusted, high-quality event childcare. That’s how The Function Nanny was born. A unique childcare service designed so you and your guests can relax and enjoy every special occasion, knowing the little ones are in safe and caring hands.
Experienced & Qualified
Care
With over 15 years of hands-on childcare experience, we bring calm, confident care to every event. All nannies are fully vetted and DBS checked,
Specialists in Babies
& Infants
Newborns and young children need extra care — and that’s where we shine. From feeding and naps to routines and quiet spaces, your baby is in safe, experienced hands.
A Personal, Non-Agency Approach
You’ll always know exactly who is caring for your child. We’re a small, trusted team — not an agency — so everything feels personal, consistent, and reassuring.
Childcare you can trust, tailored to your event
No two events are the same, which is why our childcare is always designed around you. Whether you need a fully equipped, age-appropriate crèche or a discreet team of experienced nannies, we tailor everything to suit your venue, guest list, and the ages of the children attending.
With a carefully selected team of kind, reliable nannies who genuinely love what they do, our focus is simple — happy children, relaxed parents, and childcare that blends seamlessly into your special day.
“Amy is a sunny and bright person who is full of love for children and I would recommend her without hesitation to any family”
— Cleo Polman